In-game higsec wars came to the API system and appeared on the killboard. I used this as an opportunity to list the wars of The Marmite Collective against the evil and its minions in New Eden. As you probably know, I pay for these wars as part of the GRR project, a charity activity for the noble cause of cleansing evil from New Eden. The list of wars is great way to cheer you up when you are down. Just look at the long green list and you just won't stop smiling.
- Aegis Requiem: little minion, little war.
- Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance: little minion, little war.
- Circle of two: a very young war, Lemmings used to massacre them. 32B in 3 weeks.
- Executive Outcomes: another very young war
- Fatal Ascension: one of the oldest wars, 46B
- Fidelas Constans: another war from February, 52B
- Forged of Fire: spinoff from RAZOR. Since they barely lost anything, they might even be good at EVE. So they'll leave CFC pretty fast.
- Get Off My Lawn: not really active war
- Goonswarm Federation: so many kills that the API literally bugged. 166B of the evil and their house slaves destroyed.
- Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere: I can't imagine more despicable act from a PvE player than renting from the evil who mock them even when they rent, calling them "publords". 165B of these lowly creatures destroyed.
- I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth : a tiny minion with a tiny war cost and a tiny activity.
- Initiative Mercenaries: Feeder alliance for The Initiative, a minion of Evil.
- RAZOR Alliance: They consider themselves elite. Well, losing 34B in 3 weeks is indeed no casual achievement.
- SpaceMonkey's Alliance: laughing stock even within the CFC, they were the oldest war, started in January. 100B massacred since then.
- SOLAR FLEET: once the owner of the East, failed diplomacy and military lead to their sorry state of Goon minions. Guys, wouldn't NPC null better?
- Tactical Narcotics Team: isn't the best performing war, but you have to play with the cards life deal you.
- The Bastion: recently created minion, animated from the corpses of GENTS and Li3. Lost 17B in a month already.
- The Initiative: yet another pitiful bunch of minions
6 comments:
As an ex iwhip member you hit the nail on the head with that description. Leadership tells you that sucking goon toes is better for the corp but it honestly killed it.
iwhip has the best participation per member in the cfc, with absolutely no requirement to do anything related to the cfc or goons. Go back to reddit kristall
Gevlon, what do you think would happen if Goons and the rest of the CFC turned on you properly?
"I can't imagine more despicable act from a PvE player than renting from the evil "
But isn't that called having good business sense? You do what you think you need to do in order to make best profit, while leaving the pearl-clutching to the socials.
@Druur: it would be OK if there wouldn't be another renting options.
@Calligular: the same thing what happened when they hellcamped the NPC station of MoA: nothing.
Aegis were in a fun position. They were Init renters that were only local blue, not CFC blue. One of our favorite things to do was to shoot PBLRD idiots flying stuff through. Then our alliance leader's internet died and everyone quit because there was no more content. Aegis right now is something like 5 people that get on maybe once a month, you're probably safe to drop that war if you want.
That said, I'm the idiot that lost the hauler full of fuel, I'd forgotten that the war had changed from Lemmings to Marmite and was actually dangerous to me at that point.
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