Noah's Ark (and the fail of the Evil)

Please read the Goon post about Burn Amarr: "And now, as the Imperium, we turn our eyes to that other trade hub, home of the false Empress (no, not the crappy 0.5 hub that would be a sheer joke to interdict)"... "Amarr is a trade hub, but it’s also a transport hub – there is a lot of movement out to a lot of more minor local hubs that goes through Amarr. Jita, by comparison, is where EVERYTHING flows to. That means that Amarr will provide for interesting route interdiction. On Amarr’s security: the 1.0 CONCORD response is very much like the 0.9 Jita CONCORD response. Dunna’ worry." Or the tweet of the Evil One himself: "This year there will be no Burn Jita. To install the True Emperor, the False Empress must be burned from Amarr itself."
Do these look like they mean Niarja and Madirmilire? No, the cabal of Evil really sent their minions to burn Amarr and after the utter failure they choose to gank in the usual 0.5-0.6 systems, where they gank every other day: They explained this with "lack of targets", which is an obvious lie: everyone they ganked at Niarja and Madirmilire were coming to and from Amarr. On top of those, there were freighters coming from the Null South to Amarr. Bhizheba and Sarum Prime gates are extremely busy with freighters and JFs are more common there than on Ashab-Madir-Niarja, as that route is coming from highsec, while JFs are more common in nullsec.

To get the cat out of the bag, I sent my JF alt Noah Lamechsson (might resemble to real life stories) in an out of Amarr, first with 3B worth of Neodymium. They bit once, providing comedy with mislanding 3x and chipping only 10% armor of the Ark. Then they ignored it. Later I refilled the cargo with more precious loot: a full hold of pirate cruisers. No catch. Going inpatient with the Goons not burning Amarr, I started open trolling:
As you'd guess, people got pretty excited:
Unfortunately only neutrals. I got lot of convoes from lots of them offering "free pass" and exit cynos (is anyone so stupid to jump to the cyno of a stranger???) Goons went silent in local and kept warping in and out the gate, on their way to Madir, despite I was offering a kill that would go top of their killboard (which still looks exactly as yesterday downtime). I kept taunting them praising the Empress, which had no other result than me learning that CCP allows us to report NPCs for spamming:
Finally, after looong waiting, the gankers arrived... to take out a badfit and cheap Charon next to me: The PLEX-es in the hold had 50% chance to drop, providing 4.5B average payment. That could pay for fifty-something tornadoes to supplement their usual catalysts. Yet, when I got sleepy and logged, I still had the Ark, with no attempts on it.

There are no Goons. Just ex-renters ratting in Deklein.