Greedy Goblin

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Hey muppets! Endie and Blawrf are just using you!

Reddit is exploding again from "leaks" of Endie and the AMA of Blawrf, both being top Goons before removed. Both of them are welcomed by r/eve as heroes who fight against the evil in Goons. Jesus, I can't believe how can you be so gullible that you fall for this crap! Let me break this down to you:
  1. They don't leak. Blawrf tells it explicitly, Endie just don't say anything in his "leak" that's not common knowledge. At one point he even links my blog as source. Jesus, this guy has more knowledge about Goon dealings in his finger than I learn in a century and he quotes me? Totally legit! Why don't they leak? Because that is kick-worthy, while forming opinion over my post is not. They don't want to leave GSF, despite being wronged.
  2. They don't steal. While not taking or destroying member assets can be sign of a soft heart (GIA directors and guys who use "rape" for winning in a video game are known for soft hearts), there is no excuse for not taking alliance assets. If they are oh-so-honorable, they could just distribute it to the line members as Robin Hood. The reason is the same: they don't want to do anything kick-worthy. Note: 550B ISK could be stolen by a director? You could steal more from my account. Jesus, Goons are poor!
  3. None of them criticize the Mittani. Blawrf even sings his praise, while Endie just blames all his failings on Sion "Martin Bormann". The Mittani is the leader, everything is his responsibility, even if just for failing to control bad minions. So he deservers criticism for whatever goes bad in the Imperium. Why do Endie and Blawrf avoid criticizing him? Because they want to be in his good graces.
  4. They are still in Goonswarm. Because they want to be. Update: it seems their little coup failed and they are leaving/being kicked, but on "good terms"!
  5. They kiss the butt of r/EVE. Blawrf by making the totally information-free AMA and Endie by saying "they need to swallow their fucking pride and gall and seduce r/eve". Why? Because they need the sympathy of r/eve to have a media to transmit their message.
You still don't get it muppets? Let me translate these awful lot of pages to a simple letter:

Dear beloved Mittens,

We write to you in tears, since our removal from command hurt our forever devoted hearts. We know that it wasn't your fault, but that horrible Sion and co poisoned you with their bad advices. The same bad advices that hurt your relations with the community, leading to the disastrous loss of your wonderful book!

Master, we beg you to liberate yourself from the toxic vines of Sion and re-establish us by your right hand. We promise to bring you all that Sion failed to: money, money and money.

With everlasting love, Endie and Blawrf.


Hey muppets! Endie and Blawrf are just using you to deliver this message! They aren't your friends. They don't want to change the Emporium, otherwise they'd just quit, take what they can steal, form "The Real Goonswarm" and ask Goons to follow them. Their only problem with the Emporium is that Sion outplayed them and took the position (and the salary) that they want. If their coup would succeed, nothing would change except for their wallets. They gave us no information and did zero damage to GSF, so they are still just Goons and should be treated as ones.

Stop hoping that they will save you from the "Black Ships". You know what will? If you pull your heads out of your butts and kill some Goons. While you were busy wishing and hoping that Endie and Blawrf will do something for you, glenarvan popped two Goon JFs. Take his example and kill Goons, or take mine and donate isk to the MoA SRP fund! That will defeat Goons, not upvoting Goon directors.


PS: despite posted on Sunday evening, this is the Monday post.

PS2: FCON...

12 comments:

Diana Olympos said...

https://soundcloud.com/someguyfromoverthere/ts3-recording-15-12-13-17-42-17

Just saying. Check intel before saying things that are wrong.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

BAT literally just left GSF over these leaks

Sup said...

'4. They are still in Goonswarm. Because they want to be.'

Eh...

https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Blawrf%20McTaggart

https://soundcloud.com/someguyfromoverthere/ts3-recording-15-12-13-17-42-17

Gevlon said...

It seems the Mittani replied "gently caress them"

Anonymous said...

So because two people who have a lot of friends that they still respect didn't want to screw over said friends they're automatically scammers? You really don't seem to understand how friendship works.

Anonymous said...

Endie is out of leadership. Blawrf totally inactive. Most of BAT will merge in to keep their supers safe. All these thousands and thousands of post and literally nothing has changed in the client or in the TMC moneymaking scheme.

Anonymous said...

"gently caress" is Something Awful forum's auto censorship for "fuck" if you're not logged in. Go to literally any SA thread with swearing in it and you'll see it all over the place.

Get your facts straight. It's not that hard.

Anonymous said...

Gevlon, how much isk have you spent on your anti-Goon activities so far?

Gevlon said...

They should save their friends from the evil that abused them.

I know what "gently caress" means. My reply was referring that the Mittani didn't fall for their scam and kicked them.

About 1T

Astro said...

I think you are misinterpreting reddit's reaction.
Blawrf was already inactive and simply announced he was leaving to focus on RL issues, I doubt he was hoping for a 'raise' or whatever.
He also states very clearly he doesn't want the Imperium to burn, just for it to return to how it was (whatever that is). I assume Endie has a similar vision.

While reddit/you don't share that goal, the fact that directors are leaving and criticizing other leadership (Sion) is proof that cracks are appearing and is a reason to celebrate.

99smite said...

Hahahahha... Even topnotch goons leave EVE for RL issues....
Gianturco is running out of harem members who lick his balls....

If that day comes, when Goons will crack, I will resub for a month...

Gevlon said...

@99smite: he doesn't need top Goons. He just need line members who watch the ads and use the PLEX link.